Dropping Knowledge: Attention Whores

What is an Attention Whore?

According to Urban Dictionary: A person who craves attention to the point they will say or do almost anything to get it. 

I was reading over some commentary on Youtube when I noticed about three distinctive patterns in the more "disruptive" commenters. This got me thinking about how many people actually fit in these categories and how many different kinds their are. And because I am well,  me... I just had to point some out lol

Attention Whore #1: The Show Off

The show off is the most common of the attention whores. It has a need to be admired, whether it is for it's good looks or accomplishments. In most cases, both. It finds value in large amounts of friends or followers, which explains why the show off is usually heavily involved in social media. Though it finds fulfillment in popularity and admiration, it is very careful not to present itself as a show off. Some members of this breed have become masters of manipulation and deception. They thrive off of others, both emotionally and financially. The show off typically is attractive, youthful, and has aspirations to be in the public eye.

The show off is prone to selfie abuse, pointless status and picture posting, texting addiction, mirror stalking, self mentioning, unnecessary vlogging and social media psychosis.

WARNING: If you are suffering similar symptoms I suggest you consult a true friend and receive 10 mg of get over yourself. Repeat when necessary.

Attention Whore #2: The Public Enemy

Now the public enemy uses a very different approach of gaining attention than the show off. Instead of using the look at me method, the public enemy receives it's satisfaction from negativity. It selects a or several targets and attacks it or them, unprovoked. The goal behind this attack is to be singled out by the target or witnesses of the attack and put into a "me vs the world" type situation. Thus, the public enemy most likely will attack someone well known, famous or in public, ensuring that they are opposed by the most people possible. The public enemy, much like most animals, tries to make itself appear bigger and stronger than it truly is to intimidate it's opponent. It uses hateful speech and aggression as both an offense and a defense when in conflict. In truth it is nothing more than a shell in most cases. Despite it's violent nature, the public enemy is a solitary creature that typically does not leave it's den. This being the case, it uses long range attacks since it is almost always at a distance or in hiding. In a university study, it was proven that 98% of the time, a public enemy will submit in close quarters. The other 2% are psychotic predators and should be avoided at all costs.

The public enemy is prone to comment or chat spamming, trolling, being a keyboard warrior, hacking, getting random people's accounts banned, being vulgar, racist and violent.

WARNING: If you find yourself experiencing some of these symptoms, I suggest you go outside, find someone face to face and say the exact things that you say over the net. Some side effects of the treatment may be loss of teeth, swelling of the face and chest and in some cases even death.

Attention Whore #3: The Sympathy Succubus

Last but certainly not least, we have the infamous sympathy succubus. Now this breed of attention whore is the most rare and delicate. The sympathy succubus put simply, feeds off of the compassion of others. For one reason or another it plays on the kindness and pity of people in order to feel good about itself. Now don't confuse this with the show off's tactic of downing themselves for compliments. The sympathy succubus has a deeper complex than that. It literally looks and asks for compassion. The sympathy succubus is also very hard to identify because it is, like the show off, a master at manipulation and deception. The sympathy succubus if desperate, can be very dangerous. It is capable of creating an entire false life to get attention and will defend it any way necessary. Another scary attribute it has is that it has been known to "cling" to it's victims

The sympathy succubus is prone to stalking, depression, complaining, self loathing, low self esteem, suppressing anger, self destructive behavior, playing the victim, and guilt tripping.

WARNING: If you find yourself experiencing these symptoms, I suggest you talk to a close friend or family member and express whats going on in your life, in your heart and in your head.

IF you find yourself coming into contact with a sympathy succubus and are not a trained professional, I suggest you call 1-800-RUU-UUUN

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Tom Hanks Son, Chet Haze Wants To Say The N Word

Chet Haze, son of actor Tom Hanks is a 24 year old rapper. I'll be honest, I didn't know who he was...  at all... before all of this N word business, but here we are.

As we all know, rap and hip hop are known as being apart of the urban or black culture. That being said, most successful rap artists are black. And in black culture, the use of the N word has been reinvented into a friendly, even dare I say affectionate term, as opposed to it's hateful origins. In recent years, rappers have taken advantage of this fact and made millions using the word to describe their attitudes and viewpoints in songs. So the question is, is it ok for a white rapper to use this word? Or for that manner, a white person at all?

Before I go any further, click on the 15 second video below and see what Chet has to say...

So, from what we've just seen here, its safe to say that Chet believes, he should be able to say whatever he wants because he is immersed in the hip hop culture.

On one hand, I get where he's coming from and I'm a huge believer in equality and impartiality. The truth however is, racism and racial bias is still alive and well. Calling it history, could be seen as one being a bit naive. I understand that he's a rapper and wants to be treated like a normal member of the rap community but is his using what was once a hateful slur considered socially acceptable now?

Currently in the states (and in many other places around the world), there is somewhat of a war going on between police and the citizens they are supposed to protect. This war in some cases, have been fueled by racism and many feel that racism is still at large. So when Chet comes out saying that he wants to use this word because he is apart of the rap culture, I'm not sure if he's thinking about how that may be perceived by those who still view that word as offensive or a "black only" word. Though most people like myself don't really care about the use the N word, is that a reason to disregard those who may still be negatively effected by it? I can't sympathize with them. How can someone forget about the racial tensions when they still live with them everyday? There are plenty of remnants of racial bias that are interwoven in our modern society personally, socially and even judicially.

For example, check out this amazing video: Is Racism Over?

But this seems like pretty common knowledge, which led me to think, could he be doing this for some other reasons?

Nowadays, it seems like a lot of young celebrities resort to publicity stunts to bring attention to themselves for one reason or another. And you can't really argue with them, it has proven itself effective. When a celebrity is surrounded by controversy or gossip, every move they make becomes interesting and news worthy. If a celebrity were for example, having an album dropping soon (wink wink) that publicity could draw attention to it, thus boosting it's sales. Besides, all publicity is good publicity, or so they say. So it could certainly help out a young rapper who though he is the son of an A-List celebrity, only has 500+ followers on his soundcloud.

But... at the end of the day, what Chet is truly doing, only he knows, but I wrote this article because I want to know what YOU think.

Do you think it is ok for a white rapper to say the N word in his or her music?

Do you think that racism is still a real problem or just an echo of the past?

What do you think it would take for racism to truly be over?

Let me know in the comment section.

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What Has The World Come To?... Charlie, Charlie

If you have access to the internet, I'm sure you have heard of this "game" called Charlie, Charlie. Now, when I first heard about this, I had absolutely no idea what to expect. I mean, when I was in primary and middle school we had tons of weird little paper games to pass our extra time and socialize (even when we weren't supposed to), but this is on another level for me.

In short, Charlie, Charlie is a game where you draw two lines on a piece of paper, dividing it into quarters. You write yes and no two times, one in each box so that the yes' and no's are diagonal from each other. You then, place a pencil along the horizontal line and balance another on top of it, crossing the two pencils in alignment with the lines you've drawn. Simple and harmless right? Not so much, because this is when you chant Charlie, Charlie and begin asking "Charlie" questions. In some cases the balancing pencil moves pointing to the yes or no, in response to the question.

I don't think it's necessary to say, but this is a clear form of summoning demons and or evil spirits. Think about it. Satanic worshippers, witch doctors, and other members of the "dark art" community, set up a ritual for summoning spirits. I won't pretend to be an expert on the subject being that I steer clear of all things occult and creepy but summoning demons is bad, mmmm k. (South park reference)

Just like "put 'em in the coffin", I couldn't help but wonder where Charlie Charlie came from. So I did some research. I'll be honest with you, there are so many stories about where it came from and who Charlie really was, there's no telling where it really took form, at least for me. That trail running cold, I veered my focus to the game itself, and that sprouted some fruit. It led me to a hispanic ritual called Juego de la Lapicera which translates as "play pen". What's scary are the search results i found when looking up the phrase. Simply put, it is a ritual where one asks a supernatural source for answers about their past, present, future, or the dead. It is traditionally done with candles and three or more people, much like a seance. There are even warnings against doing it alone, in your home or anywhere you wouldn't want evil spirits to haunt, near a cemetery or funeral home and they say it is imperative to burn both pencils and the paper afterwards, followed by prayers and another ritual for protection. Oh yeah,,, and they also warn about using it in an insulting or joking manner. In other words, it is NOT a game.

I don't know who thought that turning this ritual into a game was a good idea but it really makes me afraid for all the young, impressionable minds out there, They are growing up in a world that puts danger at their finger tips and dares them to play with it.

Now I know there are some who don't believe in the supernatural. I myself do not believe that dead people can be summoned by or haunt the living, but that doesn't mean other things can't. And there are people who have had very real experiences with supernatural things and beings that can't be explained, Just remember that the absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence. Humans can not prove that there are no supernatural beings in existence and even if you chose not believe, in reason it is better to be safe than sorry. If evil spirits do indeed exist, we wouldn't want to taunt them by trying to summon or attract them to us with a game, would we?

That brings me to another point. People both old and young have gained this "hive-minded" spirit, where it seems one cannot think for themselves. If you saw someone playing Charlie Charlie, knowing it only for what it was or what it was meant to be, you wouldn't have the sudden urge to participate. But because it is being done all around you and you see your favorite media personality doing or talking about it, you are desensitized to it's true nature. Think of this example. When training a war horse, soldiers would bang pots and pans, fire off shots, run and make sudden movements around horses to get them use to what would usually spook them. This was important because horses, like most hooved animals, are very cautious in nature. Their first instinct is to flee when they feel unsafe. Obviously, this instinct has to be subdued for them to be a stable source of transportation on the battlefield. Thus when a war horse is fully trained, the fire of a gunshot doesn't startle them. Does that mean that the gun is nothing to fear or no longer dangerous? No, just means the horse is desensitized to it. True a horse is just an animal but the same principal applies to you and me. Which in theory means that just because something is familiar or normal to us doesn't mean it is safe or right.

As I look at society, I see an increasing need for individuals to access what their doing for themselves, instead of letting others and the media do it for them. It only leads to a blind leading the blind type scenario. It's so important to think about the bigger picture, despite the impulse to scream "YOLO" and pull a Nike and just do it (dear god, please never let me have to say that again lol). True, we only live once but spontaneity and fun do not necessarily require ignorance or recklessness. What we do with our time and our life matters. We and the decisions we make carve the history of those that will come after us. We are all pieces in a giant puzzle, we matter, and when we are out of place, it doesn't go unnoticed. No matter who or what we are, taking the time to be ourselves and make the right decisions is more important than we could ever fully see. And remember one important thing. Trends ALWAYS pass, but what we do lasts forever and can't be taken back. So be careful and be smart. Our time and lives are precious and should be cherished. So live in the moment, not for it.

Think about it...

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My Time On Power 96.1!!!

Hello everyone!!! This morning I had an awesome experience! I called in to Power 96.1 and got on the air. Now wait, I know what you're thinking... "Bri, it's not really a life changing moment or anything.". And yes this is true... but come on... getting to talk to Scotty, Riley and Bret... That's pretty cool. What would be truly exciting is if I can find an opportunity to expand what I'm trying to do as a result of this experience. And of course, I'm talking about writing as a career. You thought I was gonna say a Hawks cheerleader didn't you? Get it? The game is today... No? Ok... moving on lol.

Before I get into my hopes and dreams, I have to girl out for a second. OMG!!! I was on the radio!!! Ok, so I was driving to work and Scotty encouraged those awake at this crazy hour to call in. This crazy hour being 6 am... ish lol. Anyways, this is something that they've been doing for about two weeks now, making a list of their callers that are up before the sun... and Jesus. I thought about calling but I figured they wouldn't answer. So, I was listening and they played "When I see You Again" by Wiz Khalifa and some guy named Charlie lol, and having recently found out it's from the Fast and Furious 7 movie and the whole Paul Walker thing, I started feeling... emotional? I guess that's the word for it. Not that I'm into celebrity's lives and deaths, but the loss of a life is sad no matter who it is. I think I was just in that contemplating the universe kind of mood, I don't know. Long story short, I said screw it and gave them a call. Word to the wise guys, don't dial and drive.

After a few rings, Bret picked up and said something like "Power 96.1 what's your name please?"... Now people, when I say my heart was thumping, I mean my heart was Thumb-PING!!! I wasn't gonna say this but I've started writing it now and hitting the backspace button is becoming less and less of an option with every word... so yeah when I heard his voice, knowing good and well who it was, I had to pull over. I just got... a little winded. For my dignity's sake, I am an asthmatic. Just saying.

Before I knew it, I was chatting up with Scotty, Riley and Bret! I'll be honest, it's kind of hard to hear them but it was still awesome. They asked me what I do and I pointed out that I'm a writer as well. Wink. Wink. I told them how I loved the family dynamic they have in and out of the studio. Scotty told me to write a letter to their bosses saying so how awesome they were... from me saying how awesome they were. I don't know if he was joking or serious though. Maybe a little of both? Either way, I remember yelp coming up, I'll try and write a review because sincerely they help my morning along. I never really listened to radio for the actual show, before them. Hold on, I feel myself "slowly drifting" off my point. I mentioned my brief affair with the red hair dye so Riley knew I understood her joy... and pain. Afterwards, they invited me to "hang at the station" with them. Which, I actually plan on doing. They asked for my email... still don't know why but it's cool. I got in a plug on my song writing and also mentioned that I've got my nephew Anthony saying one of their catch phrases... Which ironically, this morning he said he didn't wanna say Friday like that anymore, "Just regular". Perhaps, talking to them built me up for that devastating blow. Overall, my experience was great and Scott, Riley and Bret are really nice. It made my morning!

Now to that opportunity I was talking about. I'd like to think that going to the station and meeting people there might open up some doors. Being able to do what I love isn't easy and even a simple tweet could make the difference. I will admit though, I'm excited just to experience something I've never experienced before! Speaking of tweet, if anyone has twitter, would you mind tweeting a link to this post to (@POWERATL, @ScottyKOnair, @RileyCouture, and @BretMega). Tweeting a link. that's the right term...right? I don't know because they messed up the year on my birth certificate, instead of 1992 they should have put 1892. Easy mistake, but now i Have to live with the consequences of needing to know what a re-tweet and double tapping and instagram pic is. SMH. Maybe I'll have to make one. Knowing me, I probably will just to tweet it to them lol. But enough about my failures in life, have any of you ever had a chance to get on the radio? If so, I'd love to hear about your experience in comment section. Tell me your reaction and what the highlight for you was. And as always thanks for reading!!!

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That's My Show!!!... Empire

Hello my beloved bloggers! It's time for a brand new series! This idea came to me as I was thinking of all the new (and surprisingly awesome) shows that are on TV and of course, the greats from the past. And being the TV and movie fanatic I am, I realized that I had a lot to share on the matter. Soooo... without any further ado, let's talk about my newest FOX obsession.

The show was written by Lee Daniels, the genius behind the 2013 film The Butler. It stars Terrence Howard and (my girl) Taraji P Henson, along with some extremely talented new stars. I'll leave cast information at the end of the post. Simply put, this show is nothing but pure, blazing fire! I'm talking supernova level hotness. It has drama and suspense, mystery and betrayal, characters that you hate to love and love to hate! No wonder they approved a second season before the first was even over. 

Now that the first season is in fact over, we have to talk about it! 

First off, the show starts with Cookie Lyon (Taraji P. Henson) getting out of jail after being locked up for seventeen years. You heard me right, seventeen! And that's her getting out early. She gained my respect when I learned that she went down alone so that her family could thrive, even though it meant without her. Right off the bat, Cookie established that she was not one to be messed with.

I'm not mad at her for that though. As a matter of fact, I think I love her character so, not because of her undeniable fierceness but her undeniable love. Even when those she loves don't love her back. She starts off with that "I'm a mad, inconsolable black woman" vibe, but you soon see what's behind it. That frightened and lonely inmate, who had nothing but music and the hope of having her family back to keep her holding on. That being said, let's look at the man who helped her get there.

Lucious Lyon (Terrence Howard) is a not so ex thug, who (with Cookie's money) established the record label, Empire. He built the life that he and she dreamed of. Only problem is, she wasn't included it. He tried replacing her with fake Rihanna a.k.a. Boo Boo Kitty... I'm not being bias, I honestly don't remember her name. At the start, it looks like he has everything under control and his family is his legacy but as you get deeper you see his motivation is selfish and obsessive. Through out the show you feel bad for him because he thinks he's dying of ALS, though you can't help but question everything he does. I'm serious, just when you think he's turning over a new leaf, you find out it was all a plot to get what he wanted from whoever he wanted it from. In the season finale, he has this rant in his sleep that is just as scary as it is revealing.

Ok I tried to attach it to the page but it wouldn't work so I'll drop the link at the end of the post. If you haven't seen it, it is a MUST WATCH!

So these two divorcees have three sons. Andre (Trai Byers), Jamal (Jussie Smollett), and Hakeen (Bryshere Gray). And all this time, I thought the boy's name was Hakeem lol. Anyways. When Lucious finds out he's going to die, he pins the brothers against each other for the bosses chair. Or as I would call it, the platinum chair. Get it? Platinum records.... It's a record label... Platinum Chair... Never mind. I'm not going to go into every detail, that's for you to discover. What I will tell you is that,  Luscious has messed these kids up. Andre was so spent, his psyche couldn't handle much more, Jamal was being oppressed in more ways then one and Hakeen was so pampered he didn't know who he was. But it all comes to a head at season's end and OMG I can't wait for season two!

So let's get down to it...

Best Thing About it:

Definitely, the character's chemistry between one another. I don't know about you. but I can't really get into a show unless the character's realistically grow according to their experiences, however that may deal with them, depending on what kind of person they are. And if the character's in the show don't have realistic reactions and conversations, then that kind of defeats the purpose. I'm watching a show to see how whatever the story is plays out. If the conversations and characters are recycled and predictable then it's hardly enjoyable. Empire does not do that. You can clearly see that the show was well acted, well cast and very well written. 

Something You Wouldn't Expect:

Two words. THE MUSIC. OMG, I kind of knew that the show was about a music label but never did I think they would commit to the music as they did. They went and picked up Timbaland, who is in my opinion, one of the greatest producers possibly ever. I mean come on, the man beat boxes and it's a hit! But seriously, as a song writer myself, I have serious respect for the fact that they stayed true to the plot and made it feel real by backing it up with some of the hottest music ever coupled with film. The first scene of the whole pilot is of  Veronika Bozeman, singing her little bald heart out, setting the stage for the raw pleasure you are about to experience while watching this show. At that moment, I knew... things just got real.

My Predictions For The Show:

Hmm... It's hard to say, simply because this show takes you from here to there, then here again. But being who I am (the queen of predicting shows and movies), I'm going to try.

Obviously, Lucious is going to come back with a vengeance, but I think he's going to start plotting and putting a plan in place whilst in his current predicament. (Trying not to include spoilers lol)

I think Cookie is going to right some of the wrongs of Lucious, family wise. and also make a name for herself as the talented producer she is.

I think Jamal, unfortunately, is going to side with his father since they bonded over the music and have a new respect for each other. I also think he's going to turn towards the darker side as his fame increases and become bigger, better, and perhaps worse than his father. I don't want these things to happen but it's just what I foresee.

I think Hakeen. I could've swore they said Hakeem, is going to bond with Cookie more and start to find himself in both his music and as a man. Perhaps, even step away and make his own brand, clothes and things like that. Maybe become a business man and have Andre deal with that side, while he does his music thing. If he had a brand, I'd name it Keen. It's both a shortened version of his name and a slang term for "down for whatever". The slogan would be something like "I'm keen, are you?"... I don't know, it just fits.

Honestly, I have no predictions for Andre, but that alone could make him the dark horse of this show. He might just shock us all. Think about it.

All and all this is a great show and definitely worth buying on blu ray. Check it out on FOX and HULU Plus.

Last but not least... The Cast:

Taraji P. Henson as Cookie Lyon

Terrence Howard as Lucious Lyon

Jussie Smollett as Jamal Lyon

Bryshere Gray as Hakeen Lyon

Trai Bryers as Andre Lyon

Ok I'm sorry but i had to add some supporting characters that cracked me up.

Fake Rihanna a.k.a. Boo Boo Kitty

That Chick From Precious

The Sneaky White Woman Behind Every Successful Black Man

Before I forget, the video I promised: Lucious Lyon Vs God?

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Series: #girlstuff

          "You do know that this is pointless, right?", I groaned as Zumi continued to tear through my closet. She stopped what she was doing and leaned back, just enough to glare at me from behind the closet door.

          "No matter how much you insist on looking like a conflicted nun, I won't stop until you look like an actual teenage girl."

          "No, you won't stop until I'm in nothing but party paint and glitter, like I'd just been hit over the head with Ke$ha's purse.", I mocked. She rolled her eyes and continued to destroy what was my once organized closet. I fell back on my bed in surrender. Once Zumi put her mind to something, there was no stopping her.

          Last week for example. It was 4 am, on a school night and I was deeply entangled in my sheets, as any 16 year old girl should be at that time of night. Suddenly, my phone started ringing off the hook. Needless to say, it was Zumi calling to tell me about her "pastel epiphany". Her words, not mine. Next thing I know, she's at my front door with a tub of bleaching powder and a tube of Manic Panic hair dye. Like I said, once Zumi put her mind to something, there was no stopping her. But what can I say, it's part of her appeal.

          I leaned up and watched this skinny Japanese chick fling pieces of my wardrobe left and right, giving a look of disgust every few pieces.Who would've guessed that the two of us, being complete polar opposites by the way, would become best friends. Though she doesn't let me call her my best friend. She says it puts a label on our relationship, which restricts it in some way or another. I'd be lying if I said I understood her logic but somehow we work and I'm not gonna question it.

          "Aha!", Zumi exclaimed. "Finally, something suitable for the human body,"

          "Wow, I actually have one of those?",

          "Joke all you want but this skirt deserves to see the outside world and if you don't take her out on a date, I will."
          She held the turquoise pencil skirt against her waist while admiring herself in my floor length mirror. She does this quite often, but then again why wouldn't she? Yakazumi is beautiful. She's tall with a frame, like a Parisian model. She's not a curvy girl by any means but what she lacks in boobs and booty, she makes up for in long legs and even longer hair. I'm talking, super long. The kind of long that gets caught in door behind her. But it is her "crowning glory" and her "main channel of self expression", again her words not mine. This somewhat explains the Lilac hair a.k.a. her "pastel epiphany".

          "Please tell me again why I even have to go in the first place? You have a social life that's big enough for the both of us.", I teased.

          "Because my dear, you're becoming so much of a hermit crab that you're starting to grow a shell.", she said sweet yet sarcastically. She cocked her head to the side and pursed her lips as if she had made a near prophetic point about my pitiful situation. I hate to admit it but she was kind of right. Besides school, I hadn't hung out with anyone outside of Zumi in over a month. No particular reason, I just don't feel like dealing with people right now. Unfortunately, it seems like my anti-social vacation is over via hurricane Zumi.

          "Now get up and put this on, I have to pee." At that, she tossed the skirt in my lap and clogged her platforms to the door. Halfway through it, she spun around to warn me.
          "If you're not out of those clothes when I get back, I'm stripping you naked and dressing you myself." And on that note, she disappeared into the hallway.

          I learned very early on in our friendship that Zumi always does what she says she will do. So, I put on the skirt. I could only imagine the look on mom's face after walking in my room, seeing Zumi trying take off my shirt with one hand and forcing a bracelet on my wrist, with the other. Ah, good times.
          After a few minutes, I had managed to find something suitable to wear, by Zumi's standards of course, and then it was time to tackle the monster that was my hair. I sat at my vanity mirror, staring at the frizzy red curl factory that had found it's home on my head. It was a struggle, but manned with a detangling brush, some water, and a turquoise butterfly clip, I was able to make it look half decent.
          Unfortunately, being that I'm mixed with black and native american, my hair's not naturally this amazing, Rihanna red color. I'll be honest, the story behind it is both empowering and extremely embarrassing, but out of it came a beautiful friendship. Yep, it's the story of how me and Zumi became friends. It's not time for all that yet but don't worry, I'm not gonna pull a "How I Met Your Mother" and drag it on for 9 years, Great show though.
          By the time that I finished my hair, Zumi had appeared in the door way with a cheeky smile.
          "My little girl is all dressed up and ready for the ball."
          "Ok, ok. Your point is made.", I confessed. She basked in her victory as we headed downstairs.
          Mom was bustling around in the kitchen per her usual, washing dishes, cleaning counters, you know, mom stuff. Zumi lazily strolled in, as she does, and wrapped her arms around my mom and kissed her on the cheek.
          My mom froze and glanced subtly over her shoulder.
          "Um... is there anything I can do for you Ms. Yakazumi?", mom asked cautiously.
          "Mhmm.", Zumi moaned. "Stay this beautiful forever and I will be eternally grateful."
          Let's pause here for a second. This is a perfect example of a Z moment. A Z moment is a natural occurrence that each and every one of us could easily become apart of. Most of us already have. Simply put, it is a situation that is awkward to all involved... but the one who's making it that way. In this Z moment, the initiator or the Z offender also has a tendency to encourage the awkwardness to progress, not understanding or acknowledging it whatsoever. I don't think I need to tell you that Zumi is often the Z offender. Almost always actually. It's like she lives by a completely different set of rules as the rest of the world. Anyways... let's continue.
          Finally after a few more awkward moments, that seemed to linger just to make sure the entire room was slightly uncomfortable, Zumi let go of mom and leaned against the kitchen counter.
          "Okaaaaay. So, hi mom.", I chuckled, shaking off the passing Z moment.
          "Hey baby, what's going on?, she asked oh so southernly sweet.
          "Nothing much, just figured I'd get out of my room and oh i don't know, see the light of day."
          She laughed. "Then where do you plan on going in the moonlight of night?", she asked suspiciously.
          I, unlike every teenage girl ever, don't lie to my mom. I figure she and I have been through to much and lost to many to not have each other. And let's be real, what's a relationship without trust? So, being that I don't lie to her, Zumi doesn't tell me what our activities are going to be beforehand. Thus, tells my mom a true lie.
          "Unfortunately Mrs LittleFoot, Arya has no idea where were going. It's a surprise.", Zumi said excitedly. Mom looked over at me for conformation.
          "It's true mom, she's been going on about it all week and won't tell me." Zumi nodded as if she were proud of herself for being able to keep a secret that long. Mom peered at me even harder.
          "I know you've been having a hard time with everything so I'm gonna let you go. You're a good girl and you need to get out the house. Just make sure you stay a good girl while you're out there, ok?"
          I rubbed her arm to comfort her. "I will, mom."
          Before I knew it, Zumi and I were walking down the street, arm and arm, trying to hail a taxi.
          "So, where are we going exactly?", I asked Zumi.
          "Are you ready for it because it's pretty amazing?!"
          "Well then, let's hear it!", I urged.
          "We are going... to an illegal rave, at an abandoned warehouse that's been condemned and is going to be demolished at 8 am tomorrow!". She squealed. " And the best part is, my new boyfriend is the DJ so we're getting for what?... Free!"
          At that moment, a taxi pulled up. She opened the door for me.
          "Your chariot awaits.", she sang.
          "What am I doing?", I asked myself as I stepped into the taxi.
          As I look back now, getting into that taxi was the first step in both the best and worst experiences of my life. After that came everything that made me who I am and everything that i regret.

What Has The World Come To?... The National Church of Bey

O M G... Ok so my aunt and I were spending quality time watching HBO GO (thank you god), and I noticed there was a documentary about Beyonce. A comment came about that she isn't even old enough and hasn't had enough impact on the world for people to even benefit from her having one. (If you feel differently, please explain in the comment section lol) But then I was enlightened to the fact that there is a church that worships Beyonce. Yes, bootylicious, both crazy and drunk in love Beyonce. Now like many of you, I gawked in disbelief thinking it was a joke. But yet again, the big and beautiful world we live in, never ceases to amaze and disgust me. In Atlanta Georgia, the city in which I reside (smhi aka shaking my head indefinately... I'm talking forever people lol), there is a church called The National Church of Bey. And no sweetie, that was not a typo.

Being the hunter for the truth that I am, I searched for it on google (thank god again lol) and low and behold, there it was. I can't even begin to understand the madness that I'm witnessing. I don't know whether to laugh or cry at this because it is both outrageously hilarious and hopelessly sad. I didn't know this type of desperation existed. I don't mean to offend anyone but, seriously?!

First of, this new religion is call Beyism. They have a website (along with every social media outlet a deity would need). The first thing you see is in the top left corner is a paper-clipped picture of Beyonce. Well, what you think is Beyonce at first but soon realize is a photo shopped picture of her head on what used to be Jesus. And that's just the beginning. They have religious quotes that are from, none other than, her song lyrics. They pass out their version of the Bible called Beyble Oh, but that's not all. In place of amen, they say surfbort. SURFBORT!..

HOW CREEPY IS THIS?!

This is truly a tragedy for the human race. I seriously had to ask myself some hard hitting questions... I mean cinder block kind of questions.

Does Beyonce know about this craziness?!
If so, is she ok with it?!
If so, Why?!
Who... no no no... I don't care who, how could someone think Beyonce should be worshiped?
Did it start out as some kind of joke and then some poor unfortunate soul (little mermaid) caught wind of it and was like, "Hmm, yeah that makes sense."?

In all seriousness, I'm an open person and extremely empathetic but no... just no. As members of the human race, can we please exercise our common sense and think about things first. Let's make a rule I think we can all agree on. If you are looking to a person for answers who is looking to someone or something else for answers, the math is not adding up. 13-50=47? (click the link if you didn't get it lol)

Im scared for a world where people are put on pedestals, being glorified and adored to the point where their lives become more valuable than those who adore them. Example, Rihanna's legs are insured for 1 million dollars. America Ferrera, yeah Ugly Betty, her smile is insured for 10 million. I don't know if its her teeth, her jaw, or the skin on her face but whatever is insured on her, I never imagined a human body part could be worth so much, when not on the black market of course. With that in mind, don't you think society's view on celebrities is a bit overstated.

Example, another term people use for a celebrity is an idol, right? The first definition for "idol" is and I quote: an image or representation of a god used as an object of worship.

To be honest, after examining this, Beyism isn't that far out there. If were treating these people (just like us) like deities than pretty soon there will be people who look at them as deities. I'm no conspiracy theorist or anything but I'm not naive to the fact that there is loads of subliminal messaging going on in the media. Crazy thing is a subliminal message's power is in it's privacy, being aware of it takes away that power. Point being... Pay attention people, pay attention.


Think about it...

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